No, Daddy Ate Them All

I wish I had a picture of Dylan's face for this story.

Yesterday Me, Heath and Dylan had a couple errands to run so to keep our little Stinker Butt content in the back seat we gave him a bag of cheetos. Dylan loves cheetos!!! And let me tell you cheetos are not the best thing to give a toddler if you are trying to keep them clean. We arrived at Grandma Jeans and she usually always greets us as we are coming up the deck. "Oh boy did someone have cheetos?" Grandma asked. "NO, Daddy ate them all!!!" Dylan replied back with his cheese stained face! I guess Dylan didn't realize the evidence was all over him. Since I know how crafty my little Stinker Butt is I know he was hoping to score some more cheetos off of Grandma Jean with his reply. =)

You Two P*ss Me Off

Friday February 5th we were going to eat at the Chinese Buffet, and Dylan wasn't to pleased with the idea. He doesn't care to much about going out to eat. Heath and I decided we would do a little shopping at Wal-Mart then stop at Hy-Vee to get Chinese on our way home. Dylan still wasn't satisfied with this decision either. Apparently he didn't want to go to Wal-Mart. He just wanted to go home. Dylan doesn't always get what he wants though. We pulled into the Wal-Mart parking lot and parked. "You two p*ss me off" Dylan says from the back seat. "What?!" I said shockingly as I looked up in the rear view mirror. Dylan's face scrunched up with a scowl, his arm started waving around and he repeated himself. "You two p*ss me off!" I'm not sure Heath and I got the point across when we were telling him that he shouldn't say that since we couldn't do it without a chuckle. We really have to watch ourselves around Magnet Ears. He is always listening, that is for sure!